Kirk Elder is Life President of The Peebles Showboaters Amateur Dramatic Society. For many years a columnist on The Scotsman newspaper, he is currently "in recovery" from the experience. He enjoys parma violets, cloudless winter nights, and the films of Mr Burt Lancaster. He is currently writing his autobiography, "And Not For the Better".
Saturday, December 10, 2005
Mr Elder is unwell
As a result of eating a malodorous hoki in a transport cafe whilst exercising the Dormobile, Mr Elder is unwell. He hopes to return soon. No flowers, please. Postal orders and pan drops only.
Hope you feel better soon and take heed of the sagacious motto of my hard-drinking doctor, viz - the quality of life depends on the quality of the liver.
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Hope you feel better soon and take heed of the sagacious motto of my hard-drinking doctor, viz - the quality of life depends on the quality of the liver.
Hoki? In a transport cafe? Is he mad?
Hoki is from NZ. Quite a long way from home. I suspect Kiwis do not eat it. But we shall pray for you.
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