Sunday, January 01, 2006

A Hallucination Of Mr Roddy Martine Cradling A Giant Bannock Brings In The New Year

I went to bed early last night and dreamed. I dreamed I saw Mr Andrew Marr, in a kilt, interviewing Mr Roddy Martine, a socialite, about Scottish customs. Mr Martine was holding a giant bannock. It was, he said, a Pagan habit.
Resolution for 2006: do not eat cheese before retiring. Not even Toast Toppas.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

But imagine if it had been Roddy Martine, socialist...