
I went to bed early last night and dreamed. I dreamed I saw Mr Andrew Marr, in a kilt, interviewing Mr Roddy Martine, a socialite, about Scottish customs. Mr Martine was holding a giant bannock. It was, he said, a Pagan habit.
Resolution for 2006: do not eat cheese before retiring. Not even Toast Toppas.
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But imagine if it had been Roddy Martine, socialist...
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